Satire

The police : 

Everybody loves them, they’re like one those good ol’ friends that punches you in the face, for no reason, possibly making you bleed and probably knocking you out. They are notorious for being some of the fairest, least racist people around. It’s rare to find a better, more honest person than a police officer. They are the best at delivering “justice” to the cities around us and do so in the best fashion possible.

You may see them do wrong, but “they’re only doing their job” so it isn’t actually wrong. They cant be doing anything wrong can they ?

America probably has the best police force in the world, they are the least racist police, as you can see from the recent events over the past year or so, not to mention the tiny amount of corruption among the government agencies of ‘merica.

One of the things that I think the police force in England spend too much of their resources on, is also one of the gravest threats… parking. in the wrong place . More social upheaval is caused by this disgraceful criminal activity than anything else, it can cause in some cases, the very breakdown of society, it’s great that they put so much of their time and effort into eradicating this abomination by studying footage from cameras safely from within their fort. Thank god we have these brave people to deal with it, whilst never having to risk their lives or well-being by having to interact with non-driving criminals such as muggers and robbers.

The world sleeps better knowing that there’s a police officer stuck somewhere studying cctv footage,  to prevent further serious crime .